This Victorian steampunk wedding almost makes me think getting married might be worth all of the bullshit. Almost.

Cutting the Cake by Virginia Hamilton Adair

Gowned and veiled for tribal ritual
in a maze of tulle and satin
with her eyes rimmed round in cat fur
and the stylish men about her
kissing kin and carefree suitors

long she looked unseeing past him
to her picture in the papers
print and photoflash embalming
the demise of the familiar
and he trembled as her fingers

took the dagger laid before them
for the ceremonial cutting
of the mounting tiers of sweetness
crowned with manikin and maiden
and her chop was so triumphant

that the groomlike little figure
from his lover at the apex
toppled over in the frosting
where a flower girl retrieved him
sucked him dry and bit his head off.



Christina Hendricks at her vintage themed wedding.

Christina Hendricks at her vintage themed wedding.