"So today I was supposed to work for Kink.com but my scene got canceled because I guess the girl got into a horrible car accident so…that fucking sucks. I guess she is actually completely unhurt, just shook up and not in the mood to get tied up and banged. I feel like that is a fair request. I mean I drove off a cliff once and then showed up to set later in the day and got my bang on, but I guess we can’t all put sex in front of our own health and safety. Wow…I am a retard."