February 2010
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“And when the day is done and I look back and the fact is I had fun fumbling...”
– Fiona Apple
Moving Airports (Annotated)
Jackie: Airports are confused.
Ethan: Yes, they are; confusing too.
Jackie: Oops. God I'm sorry xD
Ethan: Haha, airports are allowed to be confused too.
Jackie: lol. I want to see what a confused airport looks like.
Ethan: If you happen to see one wandering aimlessly, then you've probably seen one.
Jackie: Lol! That would be quite a sight.
Ethan: It does happen from time to time, so I've heard.
Jackie: Intriguing. That must be a pretty epic movement.
Ethan: It's almost as epic as when I move my left big toe when I'm feeling especially lazy.
I need to start doing things. Sleeping all day,...
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider...”
– George Carlin
I just got the Jonas Brothers on Chatroulette and...
“From boobs, to the world’s financial crisis, to the gold standard of the...”
– Henning
“The price of a memory is the memory of the sorrow it brings.”
– Counting Crows
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“I think the biggest problem working with me would be that I’m an only...”
– Maynard Kennan
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Jacquelyn's Top Ten Rules of Chat Roulette
1) If it’s a penis, skip it.
2) If you can’t see their face, skip it.
3) Always read the signs on screen. If it’s anything about boobs, skip it.
4) If they’re shirtless, skip it.
5) If they’re Asians who look like they are trying to be black, skip it.
6) If they’re Turkish, skip it.
7) If they look over 30, skip it.
8) If they look under 18, skip it.
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(814): My cha cha got a haircut (724): thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf.
“You’ll be as far out of your shell as biology will allow in no time.”
– Gabby Carroll (♥)
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The Horse by Jacquelyn White (This poem is shit,...
all those times i took your money, all those times i broke my promises, all those times i made you cry, and still, like a kicked puppy, you make me breakfast. nothing can ever fill that hollow, that sad and forgotten space, that the Horse once filled. on the table sits a glass of juice, like the euphoric cascade that knocked me to the ground as body and mind orgasmed over and over and over again....
Lying in a Hammock at William Duffy's Farm in Pine...
Over my head, I see the bronze butterfly,
Asleep on the black trunk,
Blowing like a leaf in green shadow.
Down the ravine behind the empty house,
The cowbells follow one another
Into the distances of the afternoon.
To my right,
In a field of sunlight between two pines,
The droppings of last year’s horses
Blaze up into golden stones.
I lean back, as the evening darkens and comes...
“Cast your eyes on the ocean. Cast your soul to the sea. When the dark night...”
– Loreena McKennitt
“But it’s calm under the waves, in the blue of my oblivion. Under the waves...”
– Fiona Apple
Novella (Working on Title): Chapter Four by...
Chapter Four
“Father are you alright?” inquired Malcolm. Daniel looked up at his junior clergymen, pulling himself out of a haze to recall Malcolm. As soon as the memory reoccurred to him, his expression hardened. Reality emerged, making the room come into focus. He was sitting at the table as he had that morning. The plate before him held a humble amount of meat and potatoes, the recorded voice...
Tough day. Hopefully things will get easier.
“Wendy? Darling? Light of my life. I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me...”
– Jack Torrance, The Shining (via useyourillusion) (via everythingwehad)
“You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.”
– Harry S. Truman
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(703): swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she “just wants her babies back.” (202): buy whatever she’s on. a lot of it.
FUCKMYLIFE. Really? Really? And I'm supposed to...
“For the crown you’ve placed upon my head feels too heavy now and I...”
– Dido
“Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.”
– Kahlil Gibran
I finally did it. Part of me is really relieved....
“Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard...”
– Sean Williamson
Marijuana use by seniors goes up as boomers age →
azspot:
The drug is credited with relieving many problems of aging: aches and pains, glaucoma, macular degeneration, and so on. Patients in 14 states enjoy medical marijuana laws, but those elsewhere buy or grow the drug illegally to ease their conditions.
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(817): I really wanna talk.. (1-817): if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I’m down.
“But there you were, standing in your own corner. Your eyes were wide, tired,...”
– Priscilla Ahn 